Lets face it, all kids are dumb. Theyre pretty much just tiny little drunk adults, bumbling around, crying without shame and messing up other peoples lives. But some kids take it even further. Some kids are so dumb they end up dancing with their own premature death on a daily basis. This lot are in need of a miracle to make it through childhood.
1. Mummy can look forward to cleaning a splattering of tiny brains from the previously pristine porcelain
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